Funny Lee Corso pic calling out Craig James

I thought this picture was pretty funny and with TCU game coming up this weekend and my new found hatred for Craig James, I thought it was appropriate. SF Giants blog coming along in the next couple of days.

Finals, Stop Freaking Out!!!

So by popular request, you know who you are, I am posting for the second time this week, a new personal best. My previous best was 3 months, so I'm feeling pretty good about myself right about now. So it's finals week and I have my last two tomorrow, and wouldn't you guess it, I'm doing whatever I can to not study. Not saying that I haven't studied today, Mom stay calm, but I find myself at this time finding things to do right now to prolong my study break. That must be why I am typing this as we speak. Earlier today I had a couple of exams, and during them I couldn't help but look around and get a laugh at the other people in my class. In my first class I noticed a girl who seemed to look up at the clock every two minutes. Now I don't know about you, but it's kinda freaky to have a girl give you the stink eye every couple of minutes for over two hours just because your head just so happens to be in the way of her view of the clock. After the first couple of glances, she started trying some Reggie Bush moves to fake me out so she could see the clock. I wasn't falling for it, I definitely played a solid D on her, maybe that's why she started giving the look of death 20 minutes in. Mid way through my teacher announced that we could take a bathroom break at any time and all of a sudden this kid got up and sprinted for the door. He must have really had to go or he really needed some answers, at any rate I laughed at him, I think I even pointed at him while laughing. During my second exam, the guy next to me was perspiring profusely, as if he was defusing a bomb or something. I guess he had a lot riding on that 200 level history class. He also was writing like a machine which led me to believe he had one too many red bulls before arriving, or maybe it was speed. There was also a girl who finished like an hour early. As she walked up to drop her test off, she approached the front table slowly as if she wanted to be seen by all in the class that she finished early. When she placed her test on the table, she looked around the room as if the rest of the class was going to give her a round of applause. I almost did, but instead I gave her the dirtiest look possible. I wanted to say "you suck nerd girl" but I somehow kept it in. Sorry that was really mean. Good job girl, way to finish your exam before everyone else. On that note I must get back to studying, more to come tomorrow.

Long Time No See

Um so I remember saying how I was going to blog every day and entertain the 5 people who might read my blog, I counted my mom twice, but as you can see that didn't happen. For some reason I decided to blog today, maybe out of pure boredom, maybe because the LSAT as driven me to do things I would otherwise not do, but here I am. Well I woke up this morning to snow, not happy. Not trying to be a Grinch but snow in Provo stinks, especially because of the lack of driving skills that this town already possesses in normal weather. So on the way to church I witnessed two accidents, one in a parking lot! A parking lot people, come on! Someone quick get me in the Christmas spirit because feel like Scrooge. What I should have said is I hope they are alright. Thus begins true winter in Provo.

Another Post, That's Two Thus Far Shooter...

So I am back for my long anticipated sequel, yeah this is my second post in three months, I know bad. My Mom kept on saying, "What's the point in having a blog if you never blog?" Touché Carol, Touché. So I'm back to share another profound thought from my massive brain. So I have been watching the NBA playoffs every day all day, nothing but the playoffs, Black Mamba, King James, Superman, Birdman, yeah all of that stuff. I can't believe I am actually watching these games with my beloved Jazz out fishing early this year. The games have been great but I have come to expect a few things after spending 3 weeks watching nothing but basketball, here is a nice list because I prefer lists-

1. There must be at least 3 Lebron vs. Kobe commercials every timeout, 12 during half time.

2. Every "Birdman" play is immediately followed by a reference about his many tattoos, yes we
get it, the guy is a freak covered in tattoos.

3. Every other comment made during either game are the insane questions, "Is Kobe better than MJ? Is Lebron better than MJ? Is Lebron better than Kobe? Are the Denver Nuggets really that Ugly?" Stop asking these stupid questions! Come back when you have 6 rings and then we will talk. Whoever wins between Lebron or Kobe is the better player. Yes the Nuggets are that ugly, end of discussion. Lets come up with better, more original questions like how much hate mail does JJ Redick get before a game? Who smoked more reefer during the playoffs, Lamar or K-Mart? Will Stan Van Gundy have a heart attack during one of his rants? These are much better questions.

4. The refs can't seem to stop blowing the whistle. How many Ts are and flagrants are going to be called these playoffs? Let the boys play! I don't care if someone breathed on Kobe or if Superman smiled at Mo Williams, keep the whistle out of your mouth.

5. All the Lakers need to do to beat the Nuggets is have them inbound the ball with under a minute left, you have got to be kidding me!

6. TNT or ESPN will interview at least one famous Laker fan who has no idea where they are or what sport is being played right in front of them. Kyra Sedgwick, you crazy lady you.

7. Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson will say something every 5 minutes that will make me hate them even more.

8. Damon Jones will stand up every Lebron dunk, and he doesn't even play for the Cavs anymore, he is basically their permanent guy cheerleader.

9. The terms, "We know drama" "Very funny" "Where amazing happens" and "That's terrrrrrrible" will be said a combined 50 times a game.

10. The NBA playoffs is one of the top sporting events there is, behind March Madness and Bowl Season, the World Series would be my favorite but the Giants are never in the playoffs to begin with.

Well look for these things your next round of games and enjoy the playoffs.

I Can't Believe It Has Come To This...

Well I guess that it was bound to happen sooner or later. Not so long ago I made myself a promise that no matter what occurred I would never participate in any action that would compromise my standards in any way. I actually made up a list of these things and they are presented here in no paticular order-

1. Vote for anyone on American Idol, no matter what Ryan Seacrest said.
2. Buy any sort of hot food at 7 Eleven, despite my brother Zach's love of hot dogs and nachos.
3. Become a true BYU fan even though I go to the school.
4. Join a tribute band no matter how much I liked the original band.
5. Watch the movie Brokeback Mountain, despite it being my brother-in-law Curry's favorite movie.
6. Text or call any service to receive my horoscope or true love's name.
7. Buy a shamwow, snuggie, or anything Billy Mays is pitching, no matter how amazing it appears to be.
8. Listen to any songs that I thought were cool in the 5th grade.
9. Admit that Barry Bonds knowingly took steroids, say it isn't so Barry.
10. Start a blog.

Well as you can see from this list, I have fallen short on a few of these promises (Seacrest convinced me to vote for Anoop, my snuggie is being delivered within 5 to 7 days, I think the Macarena is a great party song, and yes I just started this blog.) I hope that I can hang in there with my other promises, especially number 5, sorry I love Jake and Heath, just not together. Well I hope to be somewhat entertaining in this blog as I give the inner workings of a very complicated mind.