Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I Can't Believe It Has Come To This...

Well I guess that it was bound to happen sooner or later. Not so long ago I made myself a promise that no matter what occurred I would never participate in any action that would compromise my standards in any way. I actually made up a list of these things and they are presented here in no paticular order-
  1. Vote for anyone on American Idol, no matter what Ryan Seacrest said.
  2. Buy any sort of hot food at 7 Eleven, despite my brother Zach's love of hot dogs and nachos.
  3. Become a true BYU fan even though I go to the school.
  4. Join a tribute band no matter how much I liked the original band.
  5. Watch the movie Brokeback Mountain, despite it being my brother-in-law Curry's favorite movie.
  6. Text or call any service to receive my horoscope or true love's name.
  7. Buy a shamwow, snuggie, or anything Billy Mays is pitching, no matter how amazing it appears to be.
  8. Listen to any songs that I thought were cool in the 5th grade.
  9. Admit that Barry Bonds knowingly took steroids, say it isn't so Barry.
  10. Start a blog.

Well as you can see from this list, I have fallen short on a few of these promises (Seacrest convinced me to vote for Anoop, my snuggie is being delivered within 5 to 7 days, I think the Macarena is a great party song, and yes I just started this blog.) I hope that I can hang in there with my other promises, especially number 5, sorry I love Jake and Heath, just not together. Well I hope to be somewhat entertaining in this blog as I give the inner workings of a very complicated mind.

1 comment:

  1. Morgan... a bloggie blogger. Oh and just a warning.. Eric tried to order me a Snuggie as a Christmas present because we always joke about it and he had to cancel the order because not only is a huge scam, but they doubled his charge on our credit card!!!@!

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